Artsy Kids Pillows

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

My First Camera

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Mozart eating noodles.

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

"All of the art work is for sale."

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'My first tattoo...'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Junk Art

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

"Papi, I made up a riddle!"

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'Hurray imagination!'

Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."

Mom's a little over the top with this stuff, but I like that!