Creative Mom Pillows

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Time for bed, guys."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Modern Parents

Virtual Beach

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

'You wash and I'll dry.'

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Homeschooling

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

My dad makes his own beer.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

Add your kids' ages together...

"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."

'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'Alert the troops I'm going back to work.'

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.