Art Loving Soul Pillows

Artists.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Use your imagination.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Reginald Bunthorne

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

They were mysteriously drawn together

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"He gets easily abstracted."