Art Loving Soul Gifts

Artists.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Reginald Bunthorne

The Origami Society...

What's an Imax cave?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Amateurs."