Artistic Soul Pillows

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'All our nurses now have degrees...unfortunately nurse Pilbright's is in the expressive arts!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

"The opening night is always a bit special!"

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

'You're not fat, Dear, you're Rebenesque!'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

A monk signs elaborately for a parcel.

Violinist in the rain.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Eggs to order!

Philip Larkin

Creative Differences.

Perspective.

Given infinite art supplies and infinite time, a monkey will eventually paint the Mona Lisa.

Frederic Chopin

Alberich steals the gold

'You have mad cross-hatcher syndrome.'

Abstract expressionist painter makes 'mistake' and says 'Damn!'

Dumbed Down Culture

Retirement Graffiti

'I have nothing against the Arts, son, but you're a shark and practicing law is in your blood.'

Woman harnessing Weird Hallucinogenic Pre-Menstrual Forces.

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

'Your son will never reach his full potential as an artist without some gut wrenching angst.'

"I'm suck if this pressure to be beautiful all the time."

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

Ethan Hawke

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

"What is it like to have suffered and to have no art to show for it?"