Artistic Christian Gifts

Mary and Joseph Cheese.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Reginald Bunthorne

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Your tiny hand is frozen...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Framed Lady

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Urns in love

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Lord Byron

Phoenix

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Swing dancers.

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Alberich steals the gold

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Moon

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"