Artistic Christian T-Shirts

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Reginald Bunthorne

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Framed Lady

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Phoenix

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Lord Byron

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

Urns in love

Alberich steals the gold

Moon

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."