Catchy Character Pillows

A Bloody Butcher

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Phoenix

Victorian Gentleman

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Art is a pretty picture

Trout Game

"I beg to differ."

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Sticking out tongue

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Eggshell blue

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Flytrap nerd.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

Flatware Follies.

The Height of Impudence.

Andy Warhol

The absurd artist

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'Big Issue!'