Cocky Character Admirer Pillows

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

Wotan with eye patch

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cow of BEEF

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Peter Lorre caricature

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

The Missing Bell

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

A mad scientist.

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

Phill Jupitus

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

The Wicked Witch goes pet shopping.

Martin Clunes

Hadleyville Has-Beens

Damnation without relief means there is no Ladies Room.

I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher

"How's my head size today."

". . . So why, exactly, was the price drastically reduced?"

Paul Scofield.