Quirky Kitchen Companion Pillows

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Salt and Pepper

Wedding Chefs

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Love is Love

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

"I made you a vest."

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

'Get off me you Crepe.'

Ants take cheese and grater

"What they hell are we looking at."

Teapot

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Cuckoo blender

"No-one nit picks like you..."

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

'Anyone want to get together for a still life?'

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin