Quirky Kitchen Hero Pillows

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

First Responders - Second Responders.

'OK, so we have a burglar and he's eating your home-made steak and kidney pie. We now face a dilemma, do we call the police or an ambulance?'

'Get off me you Crepe.'

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

Hippos Cooking

Cuckoo blender

Ants take cheese and grater

"I still feel naked without my hairnet."

"Egg Beater"

'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'

"They ran out of carrots."

Tea and Coffee

'Why do you always have to be so competitive?'

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

Bear: 'I can't sleep, so I'm going to rustle up mid-February snack.'

'You excelled again tonight, mother!'

"What? No! Norma, the hairnets are not edible!"

No 3-Pronged Forks

The quietly insane chef