Quirky Kitchen Hero Gifts

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Who wants to lick the swatters.

'OK, so we have a burglar and he's eating your home-made steak and kidney pie. We now face a dilemma, do we call the police or an ambulance?'

First Responders - Second Responders.

Cuckoo blender

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

"I still feel naked without my hairnet."

Hippos Cooking

'Get off me you Crepe.'

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

Ants take cheese and grater

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'We've done all we can, but these beans... *sunglasses* ...Have expired.'

"Egg Beater"

Tea and Coffee

"They ran out of carrots."

'Why do you always have to be so competitive?'

'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

Bear: 'I can't sleep, so I'm going to rustle up mid-February snack.'

'You excelled again tonight, mother!'

No 3-Pronged Forks

The quietly insane chef