Kitchen Companions Pillows

Wedding Chefs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You're the lid to my pot."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Baker Romance

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

Reading the sports pages.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Salt and Pepper

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

Running Latte

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Boy baking a cake.

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"It'll never be ready in time."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

Cook and Octopus

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

French suppers.