Kitchen Companions Prints

Wedding Chefs

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

Baker Romance

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Salt and Pepper

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Running Latte

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Boy baking a cake.

"Are you as excited as I am?"

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

French suppers.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Things were going along great with Greg and me, and then the 'Diceman' returned."