Kitchen Companion Prints

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Salt and Pepper

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

'Anyone want to get together for a still life?'

'Have you seen the floor cloth anywhere?' - 'What colour is it?' - 'Green.' - 'No, I definitely haven't seen a green floor cloth.' - 'All I have is this turqoise dish cloth that I found under the fridge.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

Baker Romance

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Running Latte

Wedding Chefs

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Boy baking a cake.

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

Cook and Octopus

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

Tin Opening

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"I've taken the liberty of adding eight thousand dollars to your check so that, while you're stunned with disbelief, I can bang your wife."

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.