Creative Companions Gifts

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

I Drew a Hot Guy

"Things were going along great with Greg and me, and then the 'Diceman' returned."

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Bypass the Falls

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"I made you a vest."

'That's it! The lost chord!'

Miss Frumkin, take a fugue in G minor.

Interpretive marathon

An artist paints a tree using a nude model.

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Chess bowling.

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

Team Cat

War artists.

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

Artists

'I understand that the two of you had a rather successful collaboration on our new sex manual!'

Brainstorming

'Okay, let's shake on it.'