Creative Colleague Gifts

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Bureau of the Damned

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Executive MFA

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

"Alexander Bell? Louis Daguerre here - I have an idea that may enhance your telephone invention...!"

"Wider."

King George IV

Interpretive marathon

A fool and his money is soon someone's business partner

"Sorry, Hogg is no longer with the firm."

'He was a strong voice for yes-men everywhere.'

Female executive offers suggestions ' OUTSIDE THE BOX'.