Color-confused Couple Gifts

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"I love you, you big fool."

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'We were made for each other.'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Don't tell him anything."

Prison Romance.

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'Certainly you may come in for a drink. You live here.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Lovers' Leap