Mischievous Couple Pillows

She was to regret having asked Colin to be more of an animal in bed.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"Don't tell him anything."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

Prison Romance.

A thief steals a heart

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Certainly you may come in for a drink. You live here.'

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

Cupid

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Lovers' Leap

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'Quick, act like a dog. My friend just busted us.'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"So this is me."