Mischievous Moments Lovers Pillows

'I can't believe this - You let a MOUSE stare you down?'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

A thief steals a heart

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

'We were mud wrestling.'

Working from home

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'They say that six is the new four.'

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

The Drinker.

'The bath didn't work.'

"Her name's Snuggles."

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

The Devil's Advocat

Woman Dancing.

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

'Maybe she has allergies.'

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

She was to regret having asked Colin to be more of an animal in bed.

CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

"Well, I guess that's the last time the Cullings ever invite us over!"

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."

"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."

Party Video

"Look. Jerome. Unless you want me to crap on the bed I'd suggest you practice your sand wedge outside."

'The important thing to remember is we must forget this ever happened.'