Mischievous Mate Pillows

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

A thief steals a heart

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

'We were mud wrestling.'

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Watch for Children.

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'You'll pay for this.'

Cat burglar.

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."