Companion Connoisseur Pillows

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Love me little, love me long.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

Heaven

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Moliere

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Charles Dickens.

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

Bleak House

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

Wildlife Refuge

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"I've always been a gnome body."

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

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