Nerdy Romantic Pillows

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

Scientists are sexy

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Sexual chemistry set

Online Dating

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Consenting Adults.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"You need a mint."

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

Carbon Dating.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

Flytrap nerd.

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Social median

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

Tunnel of Dove.

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"If your boyfriend is so special, why is his name tattooed on the back of your neck where you can't see it?"

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"