Imaginative Rival Pillows

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Genius Envy

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

The Sculptor

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

Knight of the sandcastle.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Tug the Toggle

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

Interpretive marathon

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

"All As. What did you get?"

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

Chess bowling.

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

War artists.

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

'He's just messing with your mind.'

Sports for slipper wearers.

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

'It tasted nice until you told me she cooked it!'

'In his fantasy biking league, he's outpacing Bradley Wiggins...'