Light-hearted Rival Pillows

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Tension filled the tent.

Mixed Doubles.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'The grudge match.'

The Unsportables: Relay

An Archeologic Dig

The Rivalry Begins

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

' Love and pole vault'

"Foul!"

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

Tug the Toggle

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

On the start position

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

'He's trying to figure out a way to miss this putt so his boss can win the match.'

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"