Nerdy Rival Gifts

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Mac OS 20

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Genius Envy

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Plane with banner shoots at another.

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!

Tug the Toggle

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"All As. What did you get?"

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

'The three essentials for any work of art are content, composition, and how envious it makes the neighbors.'

Miss America IQ pageant.

'Maybe the idea of a computer tech school football team wasn't such a good idea.'

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

You throw poop like a girl.

I know you are, but what am I? Huh? Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. I'm ready for the return of school. My mom says you're just jealous.

Basketball Nerds.

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

"Why do you always have to make everything a competition?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'I hear the geek is undefeated since he started texting.'

'Don't take this the wrong way son, but I think your dog might be a nerd.'

Degas Was Here