Nerdy Savior Gifts

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Sexual chemistry set

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Jack London

Moby Dick

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Addicted to reading

Department of Nanotechnology

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Knights of the Square Table.

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"