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'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Sexual chemistry set

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Knights of the Square Table.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"