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"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Crab with a clown face.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The nerds go on their first road trip.

The Fall from Pisa

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Unnatural History Museum

Planet of the Ants

Cloning Labs.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Distilled Elephant

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."