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'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"Great, now we're lost."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

Cloning Labs.

Danger Quicksand

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Archeology 101.