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"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Knights of the Square Table.

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Flytrap nerd.

Social median

"I got cut off by a red sports car!"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Geek Day Dreams

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

"I just love sci-pi movies."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

Nerd night out.

Nerd World Countries

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

Science Friction.

"And of course there's the conspiracy theorists who believe aliens are already here amongst us..."

"Probably midges"