Nerd Life Lover Pillows

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Knights of the Square Table.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Flytrap nerd.

P.C. in the Stone

Social median

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Geek Day Dreams

"I got cut off by a red sports car!"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Nerd night out.

"I just love sci-pi movies."

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

Nerd World Countries

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

Science Friction.

"Probably midges"