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Foot in ice cube.

'And how long have you had this fear of heights, Mr. Fernandez?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

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Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Hell: The Airport"

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

Inbox and outbox for books

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

Planet of the Ants

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Agoraphobic Explorer

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

Swelling

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"