Anxious Adventurer T-Shirts

"By your powers combined, I am going outside."

Greetings from Hypochondria House

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Agoraphobic Explorer

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

Husband who is scared of the doctor celebrates his absence when he is ill.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'You need to go for a walk, but they can't find your leash! You start to panic...'

Man runs from self-help book called 'Feel the Fear and Run Away.'

Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

Fear of frying.

"Don't worry, in the case of an accident the pilot is the first on the scene."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Airplane Mode.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Shoot For The Moon

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"If only you knew. . ."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.