Nerdy Genius Gifts

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Nerd tryouts.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

Math/After Math

"Now, you show me yours"

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Easter Egg Heads

'You name it - we do it: charges, clusters colliders, computers conductors, fluids, novals, sonics and strings.'

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

Kangaroo Nerd.

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

Geek mythology

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."

'I see under a tab marked 'SAQ' it lists 'Are you fee Saturday night?' What's SAQ stand for?'