Nerdy Nugget Gifts

Nerd tryouts.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Department of Nanotechnology

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"Now, you show me yours"

Mixed Nuts

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'You name it - we do it: charges, clusters colliders, computers conductors, fluids, novals, sonics and strings.'

Easter Egg Heads

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

"For my profile I'll be talking about the science you...but what about the fun you?"

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."