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Nerd tryouts.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Department of Nanotechnology

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Now, you show me yours"

Mixed Nuts

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Easter Egg Heads

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'You name it - we do it: charges, clusters colliders, computers conductors, fluids, novals, sonics and strings.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

"For my profile I'll be talking about the science you...but what about the fun you?"

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

Male Brain, Female Brain. . . Your Brain.

"The presentation is poor the peas undercooked and the chicken dinosaurs need more seasoning."