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"The presentation is poor the peas undercooked and the chicken dinosaurs need more seasoning."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Party Animals.

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Nerd tryouts.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

The Steakosaurus

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"You never take me in your arms!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"