Chicken Nugget Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Cheeze Wiz.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

The Main Types of Cheese

Cheese

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Running of the Brie

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

A bit of Newlyn.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."