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"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Nerd tryouts.

Sexual chemistry set

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

He still refuses to upgrade.

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

Programmer Dreams

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

Flytrap nerd.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Social median

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"For my profile I'll be talking about the science you...but what about the fun you?"

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

Easter Egg Heads

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

"You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password."

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

'I see under a tab marked 'SAQ' it lists 'Are you fee Saturday night?' What's SAQ stand for?'

"Phew! Hot flashes. I must be going through the change of algorithm."