Nugget Lover Gifts

Why, this isn't even fool's gold, these here are chicken nuggets!

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Nerd tryouts.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Love is when you watch television together.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Stupid Microwave

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'