Nectar Lover Gifts

The Hummingbird

"Just be yourself."

Bowled over again!

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Bumble Bee

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Love is when you watch television together.

Peel poker.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'