Nectar Lover Mugs

The Hummingbird

"Just be yourself."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Bumble Bee

Love is when you watch television together.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'