Caramel Lover Mugs

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Today's special... donuts.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Vegetarian Birds

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

The wife whisperer.

Chocolate Shop

Cake Friday!

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'