Caramel Lover Mugs

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Today's special... donuts.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Satya Nutella

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Vegetarian Birds

The wife whisperer.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Cake Friday!

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Chocolate Shop

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.