Nectar Connoisseur Gifts

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

Bumble Bee

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Bathroom Fairy

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The dark side of Halloween.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Future Wrestler

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

Moliere

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

Charles Dickens.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Bleak House

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"