Nectar Know-all Gifts

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Bumble Bee

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Bees v Wasps

Musical genres

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

The hummingbird's hum.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'Internet' 'Internot'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

The Hummingbird

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, You should probably log off now.

'I hate it when she assigns an essay at the end of the month, after I've reached my data limit.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

Man at his computer

Tennis accidents.

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'