Nugget Lover Pillows

Why, this isn't even fool's gold, these here are chicken nuggets!

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Nerd tryouts.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Love is when you watch television together.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Stupid Microwave

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax