Nerd At Heart Gifts

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

'Hey Nerd! You should only graffiti cool stuff.'

'He's a soft drug dealer.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Phew! Hot flashes. I must be going through the change of algorithm."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Second lifeReal life.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

Knights of the Square Table.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Brains

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Boy at Computer.

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'