Nerd Love Gifts

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

"Talk nerdy to me."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Second lifeReal life.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"He's my school project for science class."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Knights of the Square Table.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Flytrap nerd.

People who understand Venn diagrams

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Social median

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Geek Beach

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.