Nerd Culture Devotee Gifts

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Knights of the Square Table.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Second lifeReal life.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Board Game Hunter

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Star Wars convention...

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Alpha males through the ages!

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Geek on Wheaties Box.

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

People who understand Venn diagrams

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"